Chicagoland Grinch
HIRE THE GRINCH!
He’s rude. He’s green. He steals attention. And he’s available for birthdays, Christmas parties, corporate events, and holiday chaos.
Because Santa Is Booked… and Honestly Too Nice.
Want a party your guests will never stop talking about? Bring in everyone’s favorite holiday troublemaker for laughs, photos, dancing, jokes, and a little harmless Christmas mischief.
Perfect for:
- Christmas parties
- Office parties
- Family gatherings
- Neighborhood events
- School parties
- Birthday parties
- Tree lightings
- Anyone on the naughty list
Expect Maximum Chaos (The Fun Kind)
✔ Roasts your guests (lightly)
✔ Takes hilarious photos
✔ Dances badly but confidently
✔ Judges holiday sweaters
✔ Complains about Christmas music
✔ Causes scene-stealing entrances
✔ Makes kids laugh
✔ Makes adults laugh harder
PACKAGES
The Side-Eye Visit
30 Minutes of Grinch chaos, photos, and sarcasm.
The Full Meltdown
60 Minutes of entertainment, games, photos, dancing, and guest roasting.
The Stole Christmas VIP
Premium package with grand entrance, custom moments, and enough memories to last until next December.
PRICING
Choose Your Level of Holiday Madness
The Side-Eye Visit
Starting at-
Customize your 30 minutes
The Full Meltdown
60 minutes-
Customize your 60 minutes
Christmas VIP
Custom 2+ hours-
Customize your 2+ hours
ARE YOU READY TO GET GRINCHED?
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FAQ
Is he mean?
Funny mean. Not therapy mean.
Is it kid friendly?
Absolutely. We adjust the sass level by audience.
Does he do corporate events?
Yes. Especially for companies with mandatory fun.
Can we take pictures?
Yes. Hundreds of them.
How early should I book?
Now. He only tolerates so many parties each season.
Can we customize any package?
Yes! It’s your party, your fun!